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every funny story i tell my parents turns into a life lesson -__-
I have a different personalities depending on who I’m talking to.
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
The slightly good race.
ANTIETAM NATIONAL BATTLEFIELD, MARYLAND.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
OH MY GOD
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo